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I like jokes! I have a sheet of paper at home with heaps of jokes. Some of them I don’t understand but most of them I do.

Here are the jokes I think are really funny:

 

Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

A. To win the no-bell prize.

 

Q. Why did the balloon burst?

A. Because it saw a lolly pop!

 

Q. Why did the one handed man  cross the road?

A. Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop.

 

Q. What is a computer’s favourite dance?

A. Disk-o

 

Q. What kind of ship never sinks?

A. Friendship

 

Q. Why did the computer squeak?

A. Because someone stepped on it’s mouse.

 

Q. Why did the spider go on the Internet?

A. Because it wanted to make a Webpage! 

 

Q.Where’s an astronaut’s favourite spot on the keyboard?

A. The spacebar!

 

Here are some knock knock jokes:

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Boo,

Boo, who

Why are you crying?

 

Knock, Knock

Who’s there,

Aitch,

Aitch who,

Bless you

 

I hope you like those jokes! Here is website full of funny jokes: http://www.freshforkids.com.au/jokes/jokes.html

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