Tongue Twisters

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4KJ (my class) have been doing a type of poem called Tongue Twisters. Tongue Twisters is where you choose a letter in the alphabet and then make up a few sentences. Most of the words in your sentences have to start with the letter that you have chosen.  Usually if you say your sentences fast you usually say them differently. That’s why they are called Tongue Twisters. Click here to find a bit more about them. For my Tongue Twister I was given the letter S.

Here is my Tongue Twister:

Sally’s sister Sophie was silly sometimes. Sally’s sunflowers are sunny from the sun so she called her sunflowers sunny. She went to the store to buy some more sunflowers seeds. Sally had to go to school on the school bus and struggled to get a seat but her super friend saved her a seat.

I hope you liked that. Tongue Twisters don’t really have to make sense all of the time.

Can you make up a Tongue Twister?

Do you like the idea of writing Tongue Twisters?

Jokes

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I like jokes! I have a sheet of paper at home with heaps of jokes. Some of them I don’t understand but most of them I do.

Here are the jokes I think are really funny:

 

Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

A. To win the no-bell prize.

 

Q. Why did the balloon burst?

A. Because it saw a lolly pop!

 

Q. Why did the one handed man  cross the road?

A. Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop.

 

Q. What is a computer’s favourite dance?

A. Disk-o

 

Q. What kind of ship never sinks?

A. Friendship

 

Q. Why did the computer squeak?

A. Because someone stepped on it’s mouse.

 

Q. Why did the spider go on the Internet?

A. Because it wanted to make a Webpage! 

 

Q.Where’s an astronaut’s favourite spot on the keyboard?

A. The spacebar!

 

Here are some knock knock jokes:

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Boo,

Boo, who

Why are you crying?

 

Knock, Knock

Who’s there,

Aitch,

Aitch who,

Bless you

 

I hope you like those jokes! Here is website full of funny jokes: http://www.freshforkids.com.au/jokes/jokes.html

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Do you like jokes?

Do you like the jokes I wrote?

If you know any more jokes tell me them!