Jokes

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I like jokes! I have a sheet of paper at home with heaps of jokes. Some of them I don’t understand but most of them I do.

Here are the jokes I think are really funny:

 

Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

A. To win the no-bell prize.

 

Q. Why did the balloon burst?

A. Because it saw a lolly pop!

 

Q. Why did the one handed man  cross the road?

A. Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop.

 

Q. What is a computer’s favourite dance?

A. Disk-o

 

Q. What kind of ship never sinks?

A. Friendship

 

Q. Why did the computer squeak?

A. Because someone stepped on it’s mouse.

 

Q. Why did the spider go on the Internet?

A. Because it wanted to make a Webpage! 

 

Q.Where’s an astronaut’s favourite spot on the keyboard?

A. The spacebar!

 

Here are some knock knock jokes:

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Boo,

Boo, who

Why are you crying?

 

Knock, Knock

Who’s there,

Aitch,

Aitch who,

Bless you

 

I hope you like those jokes! Here is website full of funny jokes: http://www.freshforkids.com.au/jokes/jokes.html

 Comment on:

Do you like jokes?

Do you like the jokes I wrote?

If you know any more jokes tell me them!

21 thoughts on “Jokes

  1. Dear Skye,

    What a great post and thanks for thee great comment on my blog.

    All of your jokes were really funny but my favourite on was..Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?

    A. Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop

    Answering the questions now so here are thoughts:

    Yes I liked your jokes very much.

    I love jokes as do you because they are so funny and sometimes I don’t understand them.

    Here is a joke of Winny the Poo that my mum told me:

    Why did Piglet look down the toilet.

    Because he was looking for Poo.

    Get it?

    See you at school tomorrow.

    Your friend Clancy 🙂

    • Dear Clancy,

      Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog! It was fabulous!

      Yes I liked that joke as well.
      Q. Why did the one handed man cross the road?
      A. Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop.

      It was one of my favourites, that’s why I put it on this post! What was your favourite out of the two knock knock jokes? Did you look at the website I linked? If you do it has some pretty funny jokes.

      That’s a funny joke about Winny the Pooh. I used to love that show. Did you?

      From your friend,

      Skye

  2. Dear Skye,
    I know some jokes, here they are! 😆
    How do you make a witch itch?
    You take away the w! 🙂

    What did the big hand say to the little hand?
    I’ll be back in an hour!

    Hope you liked the jokes,
    your friend,
    Bronte 😉 (mrgreen)

    • Dear Bronte,

      Thanks for the wonderful comment on my blog! I think you are going to get a blog!

      Ha, Ha! Your jokes are funny.

      Did you like my jokes? What joke was your favourite?

      Got to go!

      Your friend,
      Skye

  3. Dear Skye,

    Wow what a fabulous post, how do you come up with so many good ideas for posts?

    I knew some of the jokes that you wrote and that is probably all I know. I used to know heaps and heaps of jokes but then I just forgot ever single one.

    I really like all the jokes that you wrote, they were all fabulous! 😀

    Do you remember when they asked people to put jokes in the newsletter? Because I used to always remember this joke that was in there but now I forgot it. I think it had something to do with the moon.

    From your friend,
    Jess 😆

    • Dear Jess,

      Thanks for the great comment! Also, thanks for the compliments. 🙂

      Ha, ha! that’s funny how you forgot every joke you knew! I thought the jokes were pretty funny too, jokes are just great don’t you think?

      Yes, I do remember where you could put jokes in the newsletter. I think Ben (one of the school leaders) came up with the idea. There was a joke about the moon.

      If you had to choose a favourite out of my jokes what would it be?

      From your friend,
      Skye

  4. Dear Skye,

    What a great post about jokes. We are a class of Grade Ones in Melbourne and we have just started blogging. In fact, our teacher Miss Riley came to your school during the holidays to learn more about blogging.

    We all love reading and telling jokes. We enjoyed reading your jokes, especially these three:

    Q. Why did the balloon burst?
    A. Because it saw a lolly pop!

    Q. Why did the computer squeak?
    A. Because someone stepped on its mouse.

    Q. What kind of ship never sinks?
    A. Friendship

    We have a joke for you:

    Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?
    A. Mice bubbles

    We haven’t had a chance to check out your link yet, but we definitely will!

    Thanks for your great post and we hope to hear from you!

    From Miss Riley and the students of 1L

    • Dear Miss Riley and the students of 1L,

      Thanks for coming to my blog and leaving a marvellous comment! I really appreciate it!

      I remember your teacher Miss Riley came to the school I go to to learn more about blogging! That was fun!

      They were some of my favourite jokes as well! I liked all of them.

      Ha, Ha! Your joke was funny! I get it because cats love mice.

      Does your class have a blog? If you do can you tell me the address?

      From your blogging buddy,
      Skye ♦

  5. Dear Skye,

    Thank you for replying to our comment! We were very excited to hear from you! We are glad you liked our joke about the cat 🙂

    Today some of us had a chance to look through your blog and we think it is awesome! Some of the things we liked were:

    *pictures of holidays
    *videos
    *your recent post about your holidays

    We have just started our class blog and still have a lot to learn. We hope you check it out and leave a comment. Maybe you can give us some tips!

    We think your blog is so fabulous we put a link under our ‘fabulous student blog roll’. We hope you don’t mind! If you do please let us know!

    Check out our blog at http://b2riley.edublogs.org

    Your blogging buddies
    Miss Riley & Students of 1L

    • Dear Miss Riley and the students of 1L,

      Thanks for the fabulous reply! I love having conversations.

      I just wanted to say thank you to Charlotte for leaving a great comment on my blog!

      Thanks for all of your compliments.

      I will give you some tips now:

      *Reply to the comments you get
      *Do posts about once or twice a week
      *Ask questions at the end of every post so the people who are commenting have something to write about

      Do you like my tips?

      I am fine with you putting my link on your blog!

      From your blogging buddy,
      Skye

      • Dear Skye,

        Thank you for replying to us. We are excited to be connecting with our first blogging buddy!

        Charlotte was happy to hear your feedback about her comment.

        Thank you very much for your wonderful tips. We think they are awesome and we will definitely be using them as we learn more and blog more! We really love your tip about asking questions at the end of every post.

        From your blogging buddies,
        1L and Miss Riley

        • Dear Miss Riley and 1L,

          Thank you for replying to me! I love having conversations with my blogging buddies. 🙂

          I am happy that some of your students have left comments on my blog! They were great! Also, thanks Richard for leaving a comment on my blog.

          Thanks for saying you like my tips! I wouldn’t know anything about blogging if it wasn’t for Mrs Morris and Miss Jordan. I think blogging is great for improving your writing and reading skills.

          From your blogging buddy,

          Skye

  6. Dear Skye,
    1L are in your blog and Miss Riley is our teacher and we are blogging. You are the best Skye and we all know you.

    • Dear Richard,

      Thanks for the comment on my blog! I really appreciate it! 🙂

      Thanks for all of the compliments.

      What was your favourite joke on this post?

      From your blogging buddy,

      Skye

  7. hi skye it,s me again,
    I really loved how you add lots of detail to your post.
    here is a joke.
    Q. nock nock hows there arch arch how
    A. archoow
    from charlotte in 1L

    • Dear Charlotte,

      Thanks for leaving a comment on this blog. You are a great blogger.

      Thanks for all of the compliments.

      What a wonderful joke. I have heard of that one.

      From,
      Skye

  8. Dear Skye,

    I love jokes but my favourite one is knock knock and I have a joke for you
    Q.Why did the cat ran to the shops?
    A. To see were is her onwer were.
    Do you get it?

    From
    Elaine
    🙂

    • Dear Elaine,

      Thanks for leaving a wonderful comment on my blog! How did you find my blog?

      I like all jokes. The jokes that I put on my blog were the ones I got. I did get your joke.

      From,
      Skye

      • Dear Skye,

        What a LONG comment you have made. I got a joke for you.

        Knock knock
        who’s there
        Elaine 🙂
        Elaine who 🙂
        Elaine is commenting on
        your blog. 🙂
        Get it?

        From
        Elaine 🙂

          • Dear Skye,

            Thanks for replying back.I was hoping that you will like and you better go on my class blog on b2riley.edublogs.org.

            From
            Elaine 🙂

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